If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, #Christmas Eve is absolutely the best day to do it. You can just rush through the door carrying anything while shouting “don't look! don't look!” and people will happily close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom
@SpectacledLangr This is the way.
@SpectacledLangr That's too funny.
@SpectacledLangr @lisamelton Well, now I want fried chicken.
@SpectacledLangr That made me laugh out loud. Thank you for the gift.
@SpectacledLangr Power move!
摏 @SpectacledLangr For an extra bonus you're already where you need to be when it comes back up!
@SpectacledLangr @SecureOwl when I was married I snuck quite a bit of booze into the house this way
@SpectacledLangr That 's brilliant! Told my wife and she laughed loudly! Of course now she is getting up, murmuring about "one last errand" today. :-)
@SpectacledLangr
Effing Brill!
(grabs hat and heads for door.)
@SpectacledLangr I tried this trick on my husband today after I saw this post... with a new Mac laptop.
It didn't work. 
I'm Jewish 
