Ukraine, Violence, Profanity 

So, I want to introduce meaningful action today. Yes protests are great chicken soup for the helpless soul but they, frankly, don't accomplish shit. If Russia gave a flying fuck about public opinion they wouldn't have invaded now, would they have.

So it's time for direct action.

And what better way to support the Ukrainian people than to give them **material** support?

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Let me introduce you to the Valkyrie Heavy Pro: valkyrie.pro

This little beast is representative of a large number of commercial lifting drones out there. It's about the price of a used car, offers tremendous lifting capacity (15kg!) and damned good range. It can be hidden in the bed of a common truck, launched and landed easily in that space. It's thus a good choice for a partisan's tool.

But what would a partisan use it for?

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Now let me introduce you to the Lazy Dog: wikiwand.com/en/Lazy_Dog_(bomb

These nasty little shits can be made by anybody who has a metal lathe and rudimentary lathing skills. A bit of rudimentary spot welding and you've finished them off. This is something a village workshop could churn out by the hundreds daily after a good assembly line is made.

So let's do some arithmetic.

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Each one of those nasty little pieces of shit is about 20g. If you assume, say, 1kg (that's high-balling the mass!) for a remotely-triggered release mechanism (a sheet steel box with a simple servo-pulled pin to open it, say), that leave 14kg of the capacity free. That's 700 of these nasty little sky bullets to drop.

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Each of these 700 sky bullets hits, depending on how they're machined, with impacts ranging from a point-blank .45cal handgun to a .50cal machine gun (!) when dropped from heights of about 25m.

THIS IS ABSURDLY LOW!

No air defense is going to catch a Valkyrie Pro skimming the ground on the way to a target before it pops up to only 25m (!) and drops 700 Lazy Dogs.

That's the equivalent of firing 700 .45cal to .50cal rounds, but all at the same time.

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This kind of attack is going to seriously FUCK UP Putin's little band of thugs when it drops. It's enough to kill or (better) maim all but the best-equipped soldiers, and will likely also give vehicles a Bad Day™, puncturing tires, severing hoses and electrical cables, and possibly even cracking engine blocks. And what is an immobilized vehicle good for?

TARGET PRACTICE!

For the second drone coming in after the first.

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And the beauty of the system is that "munitions" can be churned out anywhere there's even a rudimentary blacksmith shop behind the lines. Hell it can be churned out outside of Ukraine and delivered inside of it by … you guessed it! … drone.

The drone itself can be shoved in the back of a van, SUV, or pickup truck and quickly launched while the launch vehicle bugs out. It has enough range that it can be launched from behind the lines and recovered from there.

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This keeps the civilian partisans as far from the line of fire as is humanly possible (reducing their casualties) while striking fear into Russian soldiers' souls if enough of these get fielded. (Ideally we want hundreds, if not thousands, of these terror weapons out there.)

Putin needs his invasion of Ukraine to work quickly and smoothly. Drone-based partisan interdiction will fuck that plan right in the ass with a spiked dildo.

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So keep up the protests, yes. But start organizing delivery of commercial cargo drones, lazy dogs, and training for use of both of those to partisans behind the lines. Don't just tell Putin what an asshole he is. Tear him a new one by filling Russian soldiers full of holes.

And if you happen to know where he is one day when in range of one of these, hell, fill him full of holes the same way.

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