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An ambush by mountain giants. Kidnapped wayfarers.
An ancient dwarven temple.

In the silent dark, something twists and writhes.
Something strange.
Something cursed.
Something evil…

What haunts the Fallen Halls?

‘The Fallen Halls’ Kickstarter - a #Oneshot #adventure for #Dragonbane, #dnd #5e & #osr just launched on Kickstarter!

kickstarter.com/projects/laidb

#DungeonsAndDragons#ADnD#oldschool
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Joseph Fowler / JiFish :vf:

Crap Cantrips 4/9 Full text: eq.jifish.co.uk/gold_to_straw
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GOLD TO STRAW
Transmutation cantrip
CT: 1 min
R: 30ft
C: V,S,M (up to 5 gp worth of gold, consumed)
D: Inst

Choose one piece of nonmagical gold within range that you know the exact location of, worth no more than 5 gp. The chosen gold is instantly transmuted into an equivalent weight of ordinary straw. The transformation is permanent.
Gold alloys are affected if the alloy is mostly gold.

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eq.jifish.co.ukGold to Straw - The Ezrin Quale TrilogyTransmutation cantrip Casting Time: 1 minute Range: 30 feet Components: V, S, M (up to 5 gp worth of gold, which the spell consumes) Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Bard, Druid, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard Choose one piece of nonmagical gold within range that you know the exact location of, worth no more than 5 gp. The chosen gold is instantly transmuted into an equivalent weight of ordinary straw. The transformation is permanent. Gold alloys are affected if the alloy is mostly gold. Ezrin's Notes I have to imagine the creator of this spell was going for the opposite. What they ended up with is a very expensive way to buy straw.
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Laidback DM

An ambush by mountain giants. Kidnapped wayfarers.
An ancient dwarven temple.

In the silent dark, something twists and writhes.
Something strange.
Something cursed.
Something evil…

What haunts the Fallen Halls?

‘The Fallen Halls’ Kickstarter - a #Oneshot #adventure for #Dragonbane, #dnd #5e & #osr launches soon!
Sign up for Day One at kickstarter.com/projects/laidb

#DungeonsAndDragons#ADnD#oldschool
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Joseph Fowler / JiFish :vf:

Crap Cantrips 3/13 Full text: eq.jifish.co.uk/false_moustach
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FALSE MOUSTACHE
Illusion cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: Self
C: S
D: 1 hr

A false moustache appears on your upper-lip, persisting for the spell's duration or until you dismiss it (no action required.) You choose its style: simple, handlebar, pencil, horseshoe, walrus, imperial, etc.
A creature that uses its action to inspect your appearance can determine the moustache is illusory with a successful Intellige […]

eq.jifish.co.ukFalse Moustache - The Ezrin Quale TrilogyIllusion cantrip Casting Time: 1 action Range: Self Components: S Duration: 1 hour Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard A false moustache appears on your upper-lip, persisting for the spell's duration or until you dismiss it (no action required.) You choose its style: simple, handlebar, pencil, horseshoe, walrus, imperial, etc. A creature that uses its action to inspect your appearance can determine the moustache is illusory with a successful Intelligence (Investigation) check against your spell-save DC. A creature that physically touches the moustache automatically realises it is fake. Whether a moustache alone is enough to fool someone is left at the discretion of the GM. Ezrin's Notes Presumably intended as a cost-saving alternative to Disguise Self. But you know what they say: You get what you pay for.
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Ojo verkami guapo: Isphanya es un hack de 5E de la Península Ibérica en la Edad del hierro. Hay un montón de lore prerromano convertido en culturas, monstruos y hechizos. Todo ilustrado que flipas:

verkami.com/projects/40960-isp

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Cool crowdfunding alert: Isphanya is a 5E hack for playing in the Iberian Peninsula during the Iron Age. A truckload of lore made cultures, classes, spells and monsters (in Spanish), fully illustrated:

verkami.com/projects/40960-isp

www.verkami.comBack this Crowdfunding "Isphanya" in VerkamiJuego de rol en una tierra fantástica inspirada en la Iberia prerromana, llena de ruinas de antiguos reinos y criaturas de leyenda.
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Joseph Fowler / JiFish :vf:

Crap Cantrips 2/13 Full text: eq.jifish.co.uk/create_goldfis
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CREATE GOLDFISH
Transmutation cantrip
CT: 10 min
R: 5ft
C: V,S,M (A flower's petal)
D: 10 years

The flower's petal is placed in a water, as the petal sinks it turns in to a living fish. The tiny carp-like fish's colour is determined by the colour of the petal used. When the spell ends, the fish reverts to a petal.
The fish can live up to 10 years if kept properly. If the fish dies, the spell ends.

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eq.jifish.co.ukCreate Goldfish - The Ezrin Quale TrilogyTransmutation cantrip Casting Time: 10 minutes Range: 5 feet Components: V, S, M (A flower's petal) Duration: 10 years Classes: Druid, Sorcerer, Wizard The flower's petal is placed in a water, as the petal sinks it turns in to a living fish. The tiny carp-like fish's colour is determined by the colour of the petal used. When the spell ends, the fish reverts to a petal. The fish can live up to 10 years if kept properly. If the fish dies, the spell ends. Ezrin's Notes Beautiful magic, and wondrous to behold. Pity it's not very useful. Stat Block Goldfish Tiny Beast, Unaligned Armor Class : 13 (natural) Hit Points : 1 Speed : swim 20 ft. STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 1 (-5) 16 (+3) 8 (-1) 1 (-5) 10 (+0) 2 (-4) Senses : passive Perception 12 Challenge : 0 (0 XP) Water Breathing. The goldfish can breathe only underwater.
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Joseph Fowler / JiFish :vf:

Crap Cantrips 1/13 Full text: eq.jifish.co.uk/count_sheep
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COUNT SHEEP
Enchantment cantrip
CT: 1 min
R: Self
C: V,M (a small piece of sheep wool)
D: 5-8 hr (choose the length when casting)

The wool turns into a miniature sheep that continually jumps over your head. You must count each leap aloud. On the count of one hundred you drift into a gentle, magical slumber for the spell's duration. The sheep wool reverts to its original form.
You can be awakened […]

eq.jifish.co.ukCount Sheep - The Ezrin Quale TrilogyEnchantment cantrip Casting Time: 1 minute Range: Self Components: V, M (a small piece of sheep wool) Duration: 5-8 hours (choose the length when you cast the spell) Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard The wool turns into a miniature sheep that continually jumps over your head. You must count each leap aloud. On the count of one hundred you drift into a gentle, magical slumber for the spell's duration. The sheep wool reverts to its original form. You can be awakened normally. Any time you spend asleep under this spell counts toward the six hours of sleep required during a long rest. Ezrin’s Notes Handy for the occasional bout of insomnia. But if you need it often enough to keep it memorised as a cantrip, you should probably consult your healer.
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Joseph Fowler / JiFish :vf:

Full text: eq.jifish.co.uk/crap_cantrips
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BOOK OF CRAP CANTRIPS
What makes a bad spell?
It's often been said that there's no such thing as a useless spell. Just because you don't have a use for it, doesn't mean it's useless.
That's true… to an extent.
But in my travels and research I have discovered cantrips that have simply made me scratch my head and wonder if they have any practical application whatsoever. Some of these spells had a good intent behind them […]

eq.jifish.co.ukBook of Crap Cantrips - The Ezrin Quale TrilogyWhat makes a bad spell? It's often been said that there's no such thing as a useless spell. Just because you don't have a use for it, doesn't mean it's useless. That's true... to an extent. But in my travels and research I have discovered cantrips that have simply made me scratch my head and wonder if they have any practical application whatsoever. Some of these spells had a good intent behind them, but just didn't work quite right. Others may make you question the sanity of their creator. So I have gathered them here for your inspection. Perhaps you can think of a clever use for them where I have failed. Ezrin Quale
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Joseph Fowler / JiFish :vf:

Mis-Spells 7/7 Full text: eq.jifish.co.uk/speak_with_dad
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SPEAK WITH DAD
2nd-lvl divination
CT: 1 act
R: 10ft
C: V,S,M (an offcut of wood your father swore would be handy one day, or similar item)
D: 10 min

Choose one willing creature you can see within range (which can be you.) For the spell’s duration, that creature establishes a telepathic link with their father. Being a father isn't necessarily about blood, the person the target considers to be their fathe[…]

eq.jifish.co.ukSpeak with Dad - The Ezrin Quale Trilogy2nd-level divination Casting Time: 1 action Range: 10 feet Components: V, S, M (an offcut of wood your father swore would be handy one day, or similar item) Duration: 10 minutes Classes: Bard, Cleric, Druid, Sorcerer, Wizard Choose one willing creature you can see within range (which can be you.) For the spell’s duration, that creature establishes a telepathic link with their father. Being a father isn't necessarily about blood, the person the target considers to be their father is contacted. The communication will work at any distance and even across different planes of existence. Until the spell ends, the target can ask up to five questions. Answers are usually long, rambling, and often involve terrible puns. The father is under no compulsion to offer a truthful answer, and possibly won't if he thinks it's funnier. A question may be spent to request practical advice; doing so grants the target advantage on one applicable ability check it makes before the spell ends. When the spell ends, or once five questions have been asked, the telepathic link closes. Ezrin's Notes Mis-spelling of Speak with Dead. "Help! I'm in trouble!" "Hi, In Trouble. I'm Dad."
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