Jupiter RowlandI just stumbled upon the fairly recent blog post <a href="https://bryn.codes/writing/the-joy-in-alt-text/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Finding the Joy in Alt Text</a> by Bryn Newell who, unfortunately, is nowhere to be found on anything that Hubzilla can directly federate with. It talks about fun and poetry and whimsy in alt-text.<br><br>Well, for me personally, whimsy in image descriptions falls under "no can do".<br><br>One single image regularly takes me multiple days, morning to evening, to research for the description and explanation, to describe and explain. I end up with a long image description that measures several tens of thousands of characters, and that goes directly into the post. At that point, I don't have the time and energy to edit whimsy into that monster description. Besides, whimsy clashes with the extensive explanations that are necessary for everyone to understand my image posts.<br><br>Furthermore, I also distill a shorter image description for the alt-text to satisfy the Mastodon Home Owners' Association that demands there be a sufficiently detailed and descriptive alt-text for each image even if there are well over 100 Mastodon toots worth of image description in the post itself. Nonetheless, my alt-texts end up either exactly 1,500 characters long or only a very few characters short of that. I simply don't have room for whimsy in my alt-texts. I could technically make them longer, but then Mastodon, Misskey and their respective forks would chop them off at the 1,500-character mark.<br><br>Not to mention that my original images never mean to convey emotions. Ever.<br><br>Oh, and I can't describe my images like to a friend over a landline phone either. That'd mean I'd describe my image to one person. In a situation that allows for dialogue. I could ask my friend beforehand what they want to know about the image and what they need to know about the topics touched by the image to understand the image. I'd have to ask that because my images always show extremely obscure niche content that the vast majority of Fediverse users knows exactly nothing about. After asking and receiving the answers I need, I could give a description tailor-made for that one friend. Also, that friend could always ask me about details while I'm describing.<br><br>In the Fediverse, I describe my images to potentially millions of Fediverse users and billions of Internet users. That's a situation that does not allow for dialogue. I can't possibly ask any of them what they want or what they need, much less every last one of them. I can't tailor my descriptions to their needs. Before I start describing, I know nothing about who wants and needs what. But when I'm done, everybody must know everything about the image and the topic of the image that they want or need to know. This means everyone must get the same massive info-dump because someone somewhere out there may want or need it.<br><br>I can't describe an image over the phone the same way. I can't start describing an image over the phone by first giving lengthy explanations between several minutes and about an hour before I start describing the visuals. But my long descriptions require just that if I want to cover everyone's needs and requirements all the same.<br><br>A pity I can't give any direct feedback. But then again, the author most likely knows nothing about Fediverse culture and how alt-text and image descriptions are even more deeply engrained there. And the author probably can't imagine either that it's possible to post in excess of 50,000 characters at once in social media.<br><br>@<a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/accessibility" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">accessibility group</a> @<a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/a11y" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">a11y group</a><br><br>#<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=Long" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Long</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=LongPost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LongPost</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=CWLong" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CWLong</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=CWLongPost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CWLongPost</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=FediMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FediMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=FediverseMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FediverseMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=CWFediMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CWFediMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=CWFediverseMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CWFediverseMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=AltText" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">AltText</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=AltTextMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">AltTextMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=CWAltTextMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CWAltTextMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=ImageDescription" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ImageDescription</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=ImageDescriptions" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ImageDescriptions</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=ImageDescriptionMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ImageDescriptionMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=CWImageDescriptionMeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CWImageDescriptionMeta</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=A11y" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">A11y</a> #<a class="" href="https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/search?tag=Accessibility" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Accessibility</a>