That Burnt Writer<p>"This sham <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Court" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Court</span></a> must fall! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Meet" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Meet</span></a> me in the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/crypt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>crypt</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/help" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>help</span></a> me usurp the thro..."</p><p>"And you'll end up as a frog that the Princess kicks in the %*!!*@^$, before Henry uses you to wipe his &*$%ing arse," said <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>.</p><p>The conspirators ran.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssMagic</span></a></p>
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That Burnt Writer<p>"The essence of the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Fate" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Fate</span></a>-s," said the town square peddler, "at a <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/bargain" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bargain</span></a> price! This <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/machine" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>machine</span></a> is <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/banned" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>banned</span></a> in six other kingdoms!"</p><p>"Not &*$%ing surprised," said <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>. "Look. On the bottom it's stamped "© Oracle at Delphi Enterprises."<br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>His eyes glazed, as if gazing at a distant <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/horizon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>horizon</span></a>. Suddenly focusing, he muttered "It's not <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/safe" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>safe</span></a> here."</p><p>"The <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Wounded" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Wounded</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Bastard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Bastard</span></a>," said <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>, "is one of finest inns for miles and it's your round. A large &*!$ing beer for me, matey."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>"The <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Moth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Moth</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/King" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>King</span></a>," said The Queen darkly, "threatens us again, and my court have the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/collywobbles" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>collywobbles</span></a>."</p><p>"One <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/moment" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>moment</span></a>," said <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>, conjuring a fireball.</p><p>"Oi," she yelled. "%!$$ off, you fluttery &%!@er, or I'll singe your moth balls!"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>"I," muttered the castle cleaner, "am 'aving THE worst <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/day" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>day</span></a>. Where's <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a> when yer need 'er? A <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/fireball" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fireball</span></a> spell'd sort out the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/amazing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>amazing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/slime" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>slime</span></a> in Prince 'Enry's underpants."</p><p>"Abra-%£@!ing-cadabra," came a voice. "Fancy a pint?"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>Henry was sitting quite gingerly.</p><p>"Do I want to know?" the Queen asked of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>, who smirked.</p><p>"Well, I was teaching him chemistry and how the noble gases are non-reactive. The &*^!ing idiot said 'here's a Noble <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/gas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>gas</span></a>!' and tried to light one of his farts..."<br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>"Why," asked the Queen, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/grim" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>grim</span></a>-ly, "is our visitor <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/balancing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>balancing</span></a> like that? Has he got <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/gas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>gas</span></a>?"</p><p>"Well," grinned <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>. "He tried to promise your daughter an <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/eternity" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>eternity</span></a> in an <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/instant" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>instant</span></a>, so she kicked him in the &*!$ing knackers."<br /> <br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/scifansat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>scifansat</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>"I <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/fear" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fear</span></a>," said the Queen, "that this <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/knight" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>knight</span></a> will <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rabbit" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>rabbit</span></a> on about <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/tenebrous" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>tenebrous</span></a> subjects before making his point. If we are to make <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/progress" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>progress</span></a> with him, we must listen."</p><p>"&*!!*%^$ to that," said <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>, igniting his underwear.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/scifansat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>scifansat</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>"A <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/deadly" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>deadly</span></a> game," he smirked, stroking the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/crystal" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>crystal</span></a>, "and one you <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lost" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>lost</span></a> when you <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/touch" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>touch</span></a>-ed this."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a> laughed. "I didn't go near it. It was an illusion, and you fell for it. Enjoy eternal damnation, you !#^%ing idiot..."</p><p>"Oh shi..."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>"Maybe, just maybe, we can <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/borrow" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>borrow</span></a> a little <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hope" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>hope</span></a> for the future, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/manifest" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>manifest</span></a> good things, and begin anew."</p><p>"Shut up and have another cookie," said <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>. "It's nowhere near midnight an' I'm not drunk enough yet for your mystical bull&^!*."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/scifansat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>scifansat</span></a></p>
That Burnt Writer<p>"<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Dad" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Dad</span></a>!" Henry crawled into the throne room. "I was <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/reverent" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>reverent</span></a>-ly enjoying the view into <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>space</span></a>, when I..."</p><p>"Got a <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/thunderbolt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>thunderbolt</span></a> to the *&!$ing knackers for leching at the next kingdom's princess through your telescope," finished <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GrumpySwearyFairy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GrumpySwearyFairy</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vss365" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vss365</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/2WordPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2WordPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/vssmagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vssmagic</span></a></p>
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