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**Cal Alaera** @Cal@kind.social · 13h

13h

Cal Alaera @Cal@kind.social

My partner said I should get into stock photography.

This is my first attempt.

A photograph of two stock cubes. On the left is a small parcel of silver foil. On the right is a similar parcel, except this one's been unwrapped, revealing it to contain a brown rectangular mass of concentrated vegetable stock in a lightly-oiled foil package. The cubes are placed on a black kitchen worktop with multi-coloured speckles. A shadow of a person holding a phone is just about visible.

#StockPhoto #BadPun #SorryNotSorry

**Gina W** @suzdal92@mastodon.social · 1d

Gina W @suzdal92@mastodon.social

Yes, it’s dumb. Yes, I laughed.

#SorryNotSorry
#startrek
#firstcontactday

First image shows a contact lens on a fingertip. Second image shows Jean-Luc Picard, talking to Ryker with this conversation: And then I just.. stick it into my eye? Like this? That's it, sir. You're doing fine. This feels so fucking weird.” At the bottom, it says-— STAR TREK--FIRST CONTACT

**Iris Volk** @funkvolk@mastodon.social · 4d

Iris Volk @funkvolk@mastodon.social

Ich hätte übrigens kein Problem damit, #Arzttermine höflich abzusagen, wenn Praxen vernünftig erreichbar wären. Wenn es aber keine Email-Adresse gibt, und ich ab 8 Uhr für 45 Minuten in der Warteschleife hänge, dann kommt die Absage für 9 Uhr halt - äh - kurzfristig. #SorryNotSorry

**Irritationshintergrund** @threecoloured@skeptics.social · 5d

Irritationshintergrund @threecoloured@skeptics.social

Ich bekomme jetzt regelmäßig Mails von 2 skeptischen Vereinen und ganz ehrlich Leute, ich kann die nicht auseinander halten #sorrynotsorry

**Ko Simon C. Hulse toku ingoa** @SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz · 5d *

5d *

Ko Simon C. Hulse toku ingoa @SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz

colonisation, colonise
col· o· ni· sa· tion, col· o· nise

1: to make a place like a colon.

#sorrynotsorry

**Jim Rogantini** @ji7ro@swiss.social · 6d

Jim Rogantini @ji7ro@swiss.social

Liebe EU
Bis ihr euch bequemt, eine Lösung zur Abschaffung der #Zeitumstellung zu finden, schlafen unsere Kinder jeweils die erste Woche nach der Umstellung bei euch.
Danke.
#sorrynotsorry #ZeitumstellungAbschaffen

**Amgine** @Amgine@mamot.fr · Mar 30

Mar 30

Amgine @Amgine@mamot.fr

US citizens - an apology

**Peter Barnes** @infinite8horizon.com@bsky.brid.gy · Mar 29

Mar 29

Peter Barnes @infinite8horizon.com@bsky.brid.gy

Vaulting and archery - not just athletic pursuits Great Refectory, Malbork Castle, Poland #BlueSkyArtShow #Arch #photography #vaulting #architecture #Malbork #castle #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #SorryNotSorry

The great refectory, Malbork Castle. The long room has an exaggerated vaulted ceiling, held up by regular slender pillars in the middle of the room. The vault ribs are picked out in dark timber, contrasting with the white plaster of the ceiling, and the overall effect is almost like a forest inside the room.

**Sam Minter** @abulsme@mastodon.social · Mar 28

Mar 28

Sam Minter @abulsme@mastodon.social

At this point I reply STOP to absolutely any text message that offers that option. No matter what organization it is from, and no matter what the content is. I just don’t want those. At all. #SorryNotSorry

**Jonas** @jonasjrichter@vernissage.pnpde.social · Mar 28

Mar 28

Jonas @jonasjrichter@vernissage.pnpde.social

Reste eines Stempels am Morgen nach einem Konzert. Oder, wie Fachleute sagen, eine Tonspur.

#music #culture #SorryNotSorry #Wortwitz

Foto eines Handgelenks, auf dem blasse, blaue Spuren eines Stempels erkennbar sind.

**Morphologist** @tomstewart@lingo.lol · Mar 28

Mar 28

Morphologist @tomstewart@lingo.lol

I transmogrified the plums
that were in the icebox.
#sorrynotsorry

#WizardlySongsPoemsOrLimericks
#HashTagGames

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**Sarah Fackrell** @design-law.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy · Mar 27

Mar 27

Sarah Fackrell @design-law.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

I have also introduced an entire generation of young attorneys to the joy and wonder of NKOTB. #SorryNotSorry

Bluesky SocialBluesky

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**Stephen Elliott~Buckley** @Maxfieldripken@mastodon.social · Mar 27

Mar 27

Stephen Elliott~Buckley @Maxfieldripken@mastodon.social

@msbellows

Flight bookings from Canada for the next 6 months are down 70%. Already.

Y'all need to amplify alllll this as people all over your country start losing their jobs because the largest trading partner for most of your states, is letting you go down the toilet. With prejudice. Also, border towns are already suffering.

Just not coming.

30k of us will NOT be in Seattle for #bluejays games this summer either. #sorrynotsorry

#cdnpoli #canada #mexico

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**Snaprails** @snaprails@cupoftea.social · Mar 27

Mar 27

Snaprails @snaprails@cupoftea.social

@mad @catsalad Yes that is indeed the entrance to Scotland.
It’s called Grate-na Green.

#sorrynotsorry

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**I see Dud people!** @BackFromTheDud@mas.to · Mar 26

Mar 26

I see Dud people! @BackFromTheDud@mas.to

@PepperTheVixen That's got a good ring to it, but sounds a little cheesy.
#SorryNotSorry

**DaLetra English** @daletraeng@flipboard.social · Mar 26

Mar 26

DaLetra English @daletraeng@flipboard.social

See the lyrics for the song “SORRY NOT SORRY” by Tyler, The Creator
#TylerTheCreator #SorryNotSorry
https://daletra.com/tyler-the-creator/lyrics/sorry-not-sorry.html

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**joriki** @joriki@infosec.exchange · Mar 24

Mar 24

joriki @joriki@infosec.exchange

@realn2s

#sorrynotsorry

**diana** @dianea@lgbtqia.space · Mar 24

Mar 24

diana @dianea@lgbtqia.space

A pun with someone shouting "Yogurt" and Gurt the cat waves back

#pun #SorryNotSorry

**Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág** @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social · Mar 23

Mar 23

Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social

I told my husband I bought new spicy underwear and he just gave me a deadpan look and said "It has chili peppers on it doesn't it." And that's why we are married.

Close up photo of the pattern of said underwear which does indeed have red and green chili peppers on it.

#SorryNotSorry #image

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**Henry** @hl@social.lol · Mar 22

Mar 22

Henry @hl@social.lol

@SecureOwl Finally proof that they are a bunch of Cowboys.

#SorryNotSorry

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