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A fucking moron I know suggested, strongly, and with fervent belief, that the US military ought to buy Swastitrucks as rides for specops, because, and I quote non-verb, but verbiage not very far off, the angles on the car make it stealthy and not detectable by radar.

He was serious, really.

DC area observation, YMMV:

the cybertrucks vanished for 3 weeks.
then I saw one, parked in handicap spot of course
then I saw another one, also parked in a handicap spot.

over the next week they gradually started showing up again to where I saw two in one day again. the owners were feeling emboldened I guess.

but since this 46,000 vehicle recall... I haven't seen one all week 🤣🤣🤣💀

trash ppl with their trash cars.
#TeslaTakedown #cybertrash #wankpanzer

Look if you are going to go around vanalising Teslas do it right.

Pick a dark night, wear gloves, cover your face, all the obvious stuff.

Find a discarded soda can in a litter bin. Stomp on it so you get a nice sharp bit.

Pick a street with some Teslas. For each one make sure you scratch at least three panels one of which ideally is the roof right down to the bare metal. 3 bare metal scratches can make insurers write off a car as scrap.

Throw that can in a litter bin on a different street.

Rinse and repeat. Always repeat.

Just not in the same street. Move around a lot and do it randomly. Tell your friends too.

When you do this often enough in your area insurance algorithims notice and bump up the cost of insurance for Teslas.

It works for wankpanzers too

Tesla recalls every cybertruck ever sold, over a month after becoming aware of it's latest problem.

"Cybertruck drivers unsure if their vehicle needs the fix can look out for warning signs, like "a detectable noise inside the cabin" or visible signs the panel is detaching, Tesla said"

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20

Ars Technica · Cybertrucks’ faulty trim prompts biggest recall yet, stokes Tesla investor panicBy Ashley Belanger