Driver of a #WankPanzer failing to understand what a solid line on a cycle lane means. If you think this driving is OK, it is time to re-read the Highway Code.
#Sheffield
#Cycling
#BikeTooter
#VisionZero
Driver of a #WankPanzer failing to understand what a solid line on a cycle lane means. If you think this driving is OK, it is time to re-read the Highway Code.
#Sheffield
#Cycling
#BikeTooter
#VisionZero
Du bist aber auch arg wankelmütig.
Wobei Teslas haben doch gar keinen Wankelmotor obwohl es #Wankpanzer sind oder?
A reporter from The Atlantic drove around DC in a Cybertruck to see what kind of reactions he’d get. He was flipped off at least 17 times, called a ‘motherfucker’ (in both English and Spanish), and a ‘fucking dork.’
#WankPanzer
@kevinrns He's a #WankPanzer Dangerous, and unfit for purpose.
that’s a real nice TESLA you got there - be a real shame if anything were to happen to it…
(btw - do those things come with turn signals? I’ve never seen one with the turn signals engaged…)
@devopscats Better known as the #swasticars #wankpanzer
They aren't legal on NZ roads for many reasons, the same as Australia and the UK. They're oversized with too many sharp edges and weigh 3 tonnes.
Besides, if owning a Tesla continues to be a liability the Cybertruck is an obvious target for anyone opposed to Nazis.
A fucking moron I know suggested, strongly, and with fervent belief, that the US military ought to buy Swastitrucks as rides for specops, because, and I quote non-verb, but verbiage not very far off, the angles on the car make it stealthy and not detectable by radar.
He was serious, really.
TESLA is Toxic
DC area observation, YMMV:
the cybertrucks vanished for 3 weeks.
then I saw one, parked in handicap spot of course
then I saw another one, also parked in a handicap spot.
over the next week they gradually started showing up again to where I saw two in one day again. the owners were feeling emboldened I guess.
but since this 46,000 vehicle recall... I haven't seen one all week
trash ppl with their trash cars.
#TeslaTakedown #cybertrash #wankpanzer
Look if you are going to go around vanalising Teslas do it right.
Pick a dark night, wear gloves, cover your face, all the obvious stuff.
Find a discarded soda can in a litter bin. Stomp on it so you get a nice sharp bit.
Pick a street with some Teslas. For each one make sure you scratch at least three panels one of which ideally is the roof right down to the bare metal. 3 bare metal scratches can make insurers write off a car as scrap.
Throw that can in a litter bin on a different street.
Rinse and repeat. Always repeat.
Just not in the same street. Move around a lot and do it randomly. Tell your friends too.
When you do this often enough in your area insurance algorithims notice and bump up the cost of insurance for Teslas.
It works for wankpanzers too
Tesla recalls every cybertruck ever sold, over a month after becoming aware of it's latest problem.
"Cybertruck drivers unsure if their vehicle needs the fix can look out for warning signs, like "a detectable noise inside the cabin" or visible signs the panel is detaching, Tesla said"
The Cyber not a real truck is totally screwed, except where the panels fall off.
No hope for #Wankpanzer trash bin.
Waiting while my love runs an errands and I'm puzzled by the level of interest this thing is generating in an Auckland shopping mall.
#wankpanzer #AoNZ