In New Zealand, Tesla are currently touring a Cybertruck around the country. It has to be moved on a truck because it's not road legal in NZ due to being oversized with sharp edges.
Cheese slices at the ready, team.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/360651008/tesla-cybertruck-tour-south-island-month
Elon told his engineers to put half a dozen cameras in every cybertruck, recording 24/7 because he knew everyone else would very soon wrestle with the almost irresistible urge to spit on them every damn time we saw them.
That moment when you accidentally forgot your wheels in Chernobyl for the last ten years. Notice the panels are peeling off the body and the bright orange duct tape... #NoDOGE #WankPanzer #Swasticars
> Tesla Is So Cooked That It's Now Refusing to Accept Cybertrucks as Trade-Ins https://futurism.com/tesla-refusing-cybertrucks-trade-ins
Company still solvent so keep up the #TeslaTakedown and #BoycottTesla
Tesla in Trouble
Owners try to dump their Teslas due to Musk's politics, as people around the globe boycott the brand.
This has led to a decline in Tesla resale value and a massive surplus of undesirable new Cybertrucks; enough that there are reports that the company will no longer accept its own Cybertrucks as trade-ins. https://www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesla-unsold-cybertrucks-inventory/
#Tesla #Musk #Cybertruck #Swasticars #WankPanzer #TuckersBalls
Ja wenn ein #Wankpanzer mit einem Anderen interagiert dann spielen halt simple phyiskalische Gesetze eine Rolle.
On a rocky shore with the sea behind, a penguin is addressing three seagulls. He is pointing at a drawing on an easel. This shows a seagull hovering above a Cybertruck and dropping a little message for Musk.
@aral Idk, #Wankpanzer was pretty great.
Just scrolled past something about a 'super-collider', and for a second, thought it was another article about how bad the Cybertruck is.
#WankPanzer
#IncelCamino
#Swasticar
#FuckElon
Oh ein kaputter #Wankpanzer
Wird wohl in Zukunft öfter passieren.
Driver of a #WankPanzer failing to understand what a solid line on a cycle lane means. If you think this driving is OK, it is time to re-read the Highway Code.
#Sheffield
#Cycling
#BikeTooter
#VisionZero
Du bist aber auch arg wankelmütig.
Wobei Teslas haben doch gar keinen Wankelmotor obwohl es #Wankpanzer sind oder?
A reporter from The Atlantic drove around DC in a Cybertruck to see what kind of reactions he’d get. He was flipped off at least 17 times, called a ‘motherfucker’ (in both English and Spanish), and a ‘fucking dork.’
#WankPanzer
@kevinrns He's a #WankPanzer Dangerous, and unfit for purpose.
that’s a real nice TESLA you got there - be a real shame if anything were to happen to it…
(btw - do those things come with turn signals? I’ve never seen one with the turn signals engaged…)
