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Dad Jokes<p>Because it's bound to squeal.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>Not to brag, but I just got hired as a fitness model.</p><p>They used me as the &quot;before&quot; picture.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>LOL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ROFL" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ROFL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JokeOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JokeOfTheDay</span></a><br />👍<br />Hot Jokes<br /><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>I forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in.</p><p>Mime mistake.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>A stick.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
astroPug<p>A man found a penguin on the doorstep. He consulted his neighbor who told him “take the penguin to the zoo.”</p><p>Many hours later, the neighbor runs into the man, with the penguin, walking side by side in the park.</p><p>“I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo,” said the neighbor.</p><p>“I already did,” said the man. “Now I’m taking him to the movies.”</p><p>Source: somewhere on reddit</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I wasn't putting in enough shifts.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://pnw.zone/@pseudonymsupreme" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>pseudonymsupreme</span></a></span> <br>You have a new friend.<br>Don't bawk at the opportunity.<br>🐔 <br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>Did you hear that the devil is going bald?</p><p>There’s gonna be hell toupee.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
slothrop<p><strong>Where Do Bad Rainbows Go?</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/41398206" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/41398206</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦<p><strong>Today I learned…</strong></p> <p><a href="https://ttrpg.network/post/16722008" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ttrpg.network/post/16722008</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Nic<p>Whoever invented “Knock Knock” jokes should get a No-Bell prize</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/hearditbefore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hearditbefore</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>So I told her to get out of my fort.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
DrainKikoLake<p><strong>My favorite jokes</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/41389602" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/41389602</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>The second time let me down.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
18107<p><strong>How the mitey have fallen</strong></p> <p><a href="https://aussie.zone/post/18870126" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">aussie.zone/post/18870126</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Fantasy for the Ages<p>Dad Joke Alert: Time for short and sweet groan-worthy humor once again. Enjoy! <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/sIHqdlsG3mQ" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/sIHqdlsG3mQ</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"<br>"Pop," goes the weasel.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
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