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Vintage Buses 🚌My question is - why?Libreoffice already has Calc, which can read and save Excel files as long as there are no macros.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#excel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/libreoffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#libreoffice</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#microsoft</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vba" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#vba</a> theregister.com: Linux in Excel? Sure, why not ruin both <a href="https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/01/linux_in_microsoft_excel/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/01/linux_in_microsoft_excel/</a>

Manny Dexter<a href="https://scholar.social/@gedankenstuecke" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@gedankenstuecke</a> hahahaThe person on my team who had the best <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a>-fu was laid off. From this man, I had finally internalized that Excel could do actual work beyond storing and displaying stuff. However, I didn't know how to make it do what I needed sometimes. There was a button for <a href="https://beige.party/tags/CoPilot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CoPilot</a>. It gave me wrong information *every* time. So I started searching <a href="https://beige.party/tags/YouTube" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#YouTube</a> with my work account instead of asking copilot.And, when I tried to use CoPilot as support for other M365 apps, sometimes it gave me explicit instructions on how to do something that was actually not possible in the current version of whatever app. It would admit the impossibility when I included that it did not seem possible to do what I wanted as part of my query, but *dayum* it was a colossal waste of time.

Chris Geoghooligan…you really can’t pull a list of all table names in an <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> workbook and reference it in a formula without using <a href="https://toot.community/tags/VBA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#VBA</a>?That’s… insane.Yeah yeah, data models and <a href="https://toot.community/tags/powerquery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#powerquery</a> and such. These are better options when starting from the beginning, but we’re hundreds of workbooks in now and I need something (a formula) I can just drop in to be even remotely realistic in terms of feasibility.

Andi ChandlerAt AWS Summit… nice day out in London….this Cloud thing looks promising ;-)Ping me if you are about for a catch up…<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AWS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AWS</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AWSSummit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AWSSummit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cloud" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cloud</a>

Linux und IchPDFs waren gestern – jetzt läuft Linux in… Excel! Jemand hat ein vollständiges Betriebssystem in ein Spreadsheet gequetscht. Endlich ein Grund, Excel zu öffnen, der nichts mit Pivot-Tabellen zu tun hat. Fehlt nur noch, dass jemand nach dem nächsten TPS-Report fragt – und wir Debian auf seinem Taschenrechner installieren:🔗 <a href="https://github.com/NSG650/LinuxInExcel" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/NSG650/LinuxInExcel</a><a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Linux</a> <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OpenSource</a> <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/Produktivit%C3%A4t" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Produktivität</a> <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a> <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NerdHumor</a>

GripNews🌘 GitHub - NSG650/LinuxInExcel ➤ 在Excel中運行Linux：一個有趣的技術實驗 ✤ <a href="https://github.com/NSG650/LinuxInExcel" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/NSG650/LinuxInExcel</a> 這個GitHub專案「LinuxInExcel」展示了在Microsoft Excel中運行Linux作業系統的有趣嘗試。作者利用mini-rv32ima模擬器，以DLL形式編譯並透過VBA巨集載入，將模擬器的輸出寫入Excel單元格，從而實現了在Excel中運行Linux的可能性。雖然目前程式存在許多錯誤，但這是一個以娛樂為目的的獨特嘗試，並繞過了在VBA或Excel公式中重寫模擬器的限制。 + 「這真是太瘋狂了！誰會想到能在Excel裡跑Linux啊？雖然可能不實用，但想法太棒了！」 + 「這顯示了VBA和外部DLL的強大功能，雖然作者承認程式碼品質不高，但這絕對是一個令人印象深刻的技術示範。」 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E7%A8%8B%E5%BC%8F%E9%96%8B%E7%99%BC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#程式開發</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E6%A8%A1%E6%93%AC%E5%99%A8" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#模擬器</a>

Hacker NewsLinux in Excel<a href="https://github.com/NSG650/LinuxInExcel" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/NSG650/LinuxInExcel</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LinuxInExcel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LinuxInExcel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechInnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechInnovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OpenSource</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Productivity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Productivity</a>

DennisTFW one <a href="https://social.lol/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> instance locks up, potentially trashing all the other ones in the process.It’s incredibly bad at dealing with large amounts of data considering that is its only purpose.

Jean-Christophe DichantQuestion aux pros du tableur en ligneJe veux me débarrasser de Google Docs que j'utilise pour gérer des tableaux analytiques via Zapier.Quelle solution permettrait de faire la même chose, ou proche, sans nécessiter une mise à jour manuelle des tableaux ?Une solution logiciel installé mac ou PC ne me convient pas non plus.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Google" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Google</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sheet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sheet</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Zapier" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Zapier</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Analytique" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Analytique</a>

regio-aktuell24Intensiver hybrider Excel-Crash-Kurs der VHS Straubingc an einem Tag . <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vhs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#vhs</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Straubing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Straubing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CrashKurs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CrashKurs</a><a href="https://regio-aktuell24.de/intensiver-hybrider-excel-crash-kurs-der-vhs-straubing-an-einem-tag/190310" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://regio-aktuell24.de/intensiver-hybrider-excel-crash-kurs-der-vhs-straubing-an-einem-tag/190310</a>

OpenSourceFastExcelWriter — избавление от проклятия PhpSpreadsheet Наверняк... <a href="https://habr.com/ru/articles/904710/?utm_source=habrahabr&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=904710" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://habr.com/ru/articles/904710/?utm_source=habrahabr&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=904710</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="mention hashtag" href="https://mastodon.social/tags/сезон" target="_blank">#сезон</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="mention hashtag" href="https://mastodon.social/tags/open" target="_blank">#open</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="mention hashtag" href="https://mastodon.social/tags/source" target="_blank">#source</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="mention hashtag" href="https://mastodon.social/tags/excel" target="_blank">#excel</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="mention hashtag" href="https://mastodon.social/tags/phpexcel" target="_blank">#phpexcel</a> <a href="https://awakari.com/pub-msg.html?id=W5qzExQn3tbUilPKLb6QyZqBNbc&interestId=OpenSource" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Result Details</a>

HabrFastExcelWriter — избавление от проклятия PhpSpreadsheetНаверняка каждый php-разработчик, хоть раз сталкивавшийся с чтением или записью Excel-файлов, знает про библиотеку PhpSpreadsheet (в прошлом - PHPExcel). Это мощная библиотека на чистом php, которая позволяет читать, а, главное, создавать Excel-таблицы. И все с ней хорошо, пока работаешь с небольшим набором данных. Но при работе с большими файлами PhpSpreadsheet начинает чудовищно отжирать память, да и производительность резко падает, и php-скрипт, использующий библиотеку, часто просто отваливается по таймауту. И проблема - в архитектуре библиотеки. Библиотека PhpSpreadsheet, казалось бы, спроектирована очень правильно: листы таблицы, строки, ячейки, прочие сущности - это все классы, стили, форматы и всевозможные свойства тоже состоят из классов. И когда создается таблица, то в памяти создается огромное количество связанных между собой объектов, им задаются свойства, выполняются всевозможные манипуляции, ячейки заполняются данными, всё-всё это держится в памяти, и пишется в файл только в момент сохранения. И вот однажды, когда ресурсы на генерацию большого Excel-файла превысили все разумные значения, я начал искать альтернативу известной библиотеке. Альтернатива нашлась. В отличие от PhpSpreadsheet, тут все было упаковано в один класс, возможности по форматированию и стилям - скромнее некуда, но зато XLSX-файл создавался в разы быстрее, а потребление памяти было вообще копеечное. А все потому, что тут был реализован совсем иной принцип - данные не накапливались в памяти, а построчно сразу выводились в файл. Вдохновившись этой идеей, я и создал свою библиотеку FastExcelWriter .<a href="https://habr.com/ru/articles/904710/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://habr.com/ru/articles/904710/</a><a href="https://zhub.link/tags/%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%BD_open_source" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#сезон_open_source</a> <a href="https://zhub.link/tags/excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#excel</a> <a href="https://zhub.link/tags/phpexcel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#phpexcel</a>

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Chris GeoghooliganWhen your colleague messages you on Friday afternoon and casually mentions he’s been editing files in the directory you set up for standardizing files after QC… 😧🤯🤬That… was meant to be a protected directory where files are moved and modified by scripts and automatons. Is that why my scripts aren’t working?!!?<a href="https://toot.community/tags/VBA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#VBA</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/SharePoint" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SharePoint</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Processes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Processes</a>

SheridanSomeone sent me an Excel workbook that has a blank row between every row. Just why??? <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a>

HabrКак мы автоматизировали учет в IT-команде и почему это не всегда было радужноОпыт автоматизации финучета в небольшой IT-команде — честно, с мемами и фейлами. Как ушли от Excel, почему сначала все пошло не по плану, что сэкономили, где накосячили и зачем все-таки это сделали. Без волшебных кнопок, но с выводами, которые помогут другим не наступить на те же грабли.<a href="https://habr.com/ru/articles/904422/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://habr.com/ru/articles/904422/</a><a href="https://zhub.link/tags/%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%82" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#финансовый_учет</a> <a href="https://zhub.link/tags/%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#автоматизация_бизнеса</a> <a href="https://zhub.link/tags/%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%80" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#финдир</a> <a href="https://zhub.link/tags/excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#excel</a>

Andrii Kuznietsov🤖 Sheety.AI - сервіс, який генерує складні формули для <a href="https://social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua/tags/GoogleSheets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GoogleSheets</a> та <a href="https://social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a> за текстовим запитом. Працює безкоштовно, реєстрація потрібна для збереження історії.🔗 <a href="http://Sheety.AI" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">http://Sheety.AI</a>

Joel Carnat ♑ 🤪RAAHHHHHH!!!J'avais réussi à me passer à 100% de <a href="https://piou.foolbazar.eu/tags/Windows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Windows</a> pour bosser... Jusqu'à ce que la fin du mois arrive et que je réalise que le CRA est généré depuis une macro <a href="https://piou.foolbazar.eu/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a>...PTN, ils vivent vraiment encore au Moyen-Âge !!!

Dimimore "spicy falafel"🧪🚲😷Excel utilise par défaut du gris foncé pour le texte et les axes des graphiques. Je change systématiquement pour du vrai noir.Au moment de cliquer sur couleur du texte -> noir, il se produit...<a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a>

Erklärbär<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BigTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BigTech</a> is often claiming that you shouldn't regulate them because <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#innovation</a> would stop. This is a wild lie. think about it. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AI</a> at <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Google" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Google</a>: bought: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeepMind" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DeepMind</a>. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Microsoft</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Edge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Edge</a>: bought <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Excel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Excel</a>: bought <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Instagram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Instagram</a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WhatsAoo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WhatsAoo</a>: bought Google <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Maps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Maps</a>: stolen <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YouTube" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#YouTube</a>: bought The last time most of these companies have been innovative was in the last century.

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