Rodney Anonymous<p>There was this kid who didn't want to see MC Lars, Cardboard People and HEINRICH! on March 5th at Kung Fu Necktie because it was a "school night". So his dad dragged his wimpy little butt outta school and enlisted him in the MERCHANT MARINE!!!</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/philadelphia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>philadelphia</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/philly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>philly</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>music</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Kungfunecktie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Kungfunecktie</span></a></p>