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If you visit my workplace’s website and see a survey called We Shore Could Use Your Kelp, it wasn’t me.
"Morning Song" teableau for 04/23/25
Because the dark must always end.
Thank You, I'll be here all week.
Mrs. Miasma loves puns. Which is why when I was handing her a cup for her morning tea and bumped it against the counter, she said "careful!" and I responded "that was counter-intuitive."
I can sense your groans.
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comics.lucentinian.comBasketball PunsWhy did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game?
Because he heard the competition was on another level!
Punny people of fedi, can you help with a pun on the tip of my tongue?
A few years ago while driving around Berkeley / Oakland, I saw a window blinds and shades business van with the absolute best slogan, which has somehow been wiped from my mind.
The gist was that if you didn't like your window shades/blinds/curtains, they'd improve them for you. Like maybe "If you don't like the view from your windows, let us cast some shade for you"
It was certainly punchier than that, but I'm pretty sure window(s), view, and shade(s) were mentioned. Maybe also tired, old, and/or window treatment(s)
ps: Alcatraz Shade Shop is in that general area, and the store has a letter board that they put similarly themed puns on, but I'm certain the punny slogan I'm thinking of was on the back of a van, in a more permanent sort of livery.
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