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RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humanity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humanity</span></a> makes no sense at all.</p><p>We're the only creatures that go "Hey that was fun... Want to know what would make it EVEN MORE FUN?!"</p><p>"WHAT?!"</p><p>"LET'S MAKE IT 470 TIMES MORE DEADLY!!!!"</p><p>"YAAAAA!" Then we end up with sports like <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parkour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parkour</span></a> cuz <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gymnastics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gymnastics</span></a> wasn't cool enough.</p><p>Sometimes we invent something so deadly for a specific use it becomes a weapon.</p><p>Like gunpowder and fire.</p><p>Then use it for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sports" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sports</span></a> too.</p><p>Sometimes killing each other IS the sport...</p><p>Gladiators.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>People need to chill out on their horns in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/losangeles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>losangeles</span></a> man.</p><p>I can't walk during peak traffic hours because people will blast on their horns the second the light turns green like the person was personally insulting them by not slamming on the gas within 0.37 seconds.</p><p>My <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tics</span></a> are sensitive to sound from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/synesthesia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>synesthesia</span></a> where I feel sound, and I drop shit constantly and jump all the time involuntarily.</p><p>Not to mention people stop reacting to horns when they need to.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tourettes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tourettes</span></a></p>
Scott the F is implicit Baxter<p>The internet is inert.<br />It does not do things. <br />We do things. <br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
Scott the F is implicit Baxter<p>It seems like the practice of luthiers should be &quot;luthiery,&quot; and &quot;lutherie&quot; should be the practice of guys named Luther.<br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>I wonder if the etymology of "bummer" is at all related to the British use of "bum" to mean derrière.</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>What the hell is even the point of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fastfood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fastfood</span></a> now?</p><p>Because it isn't cheap anymore, and at least in LA it isn't really that fast because unless you go during really slow hours, it takes 15+ minutes to get your order.</p><p>I can make my own damn burger faster. Cheaper too.</p><p>Then it only costs a marginal amount more to just go to a regular restaurant, then you're getting full service and an experience more than just <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>food</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rant</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>How many syllables do you use to pronounce "caramel"?</p><p>I wonder if saying it a certain way is an American thing.</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomQuestions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandomQuestions</span></a></p>
Jonathan Kamens 86 47<p>They should sell left-handed men's underwear. <a href="https://federate.social/tags/randomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomThoughts</span></a></p>
Kagan MacTane (he/him)<p>Lenovo may be mixing a French article and a Latin adjective, and leaving out any noun, but at least it's maintaining the gender agreement that both languages' grammars insist on.</p><p>Lanovo or Lenova would be all messed up. This? This is no worse than "automobile" or "polyamory".</p><p><a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/linguistics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>linguistics</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>It still always amazes me that someone can join the military at 18.</p><p>They can even be an army Ranger.</p><p>I was watching a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/truecrime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>truecrime</span></a> video about a bank heist in Tacoma WA near Seattle that was done by a group of very young army Rangers. </p><p>They were originally gonna rob a casino, but decided not to because they were all younger than 21 and couldn't go in and do recon.</p><p>So you can be LITERAL special forces and end lives...</p><p>But not gamble, or drink, or smoke weed.</p><p>MURIKA!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p>
Darkstripe<p>Now I'll be first to say my knowledge of the culinary arts is not the best. But today I caught something on TV about one particular foodstuff...</p><p>Seaweed.</p><p>Now don't get me wrong, I knew people ate that stuff. The thing that surprised me is that there is so many different types of seaweed and I hadn't considered that before.</p><p>Apparently they all have different flavours and such, and some of it is better dried or sun dried, and some is best fresh, and I swear one of the hosts on that show pretty much picked up some directly off the beach, washed it and just ate it as was.</p><p>It probably helps to know what's what if you forage for it, since some of it is fairly poisonous and can give you a very bad stomachache.</p><p>Can't help but imagine it all tastes pretty salty in the end. I think I'd rather go fishing.</p><p><a href="https://meow.social/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>food</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>How come with books, they're called "authors", but with television or cinema, they're called "writers"?</p><p>They seem to call them "writers" for graphic novels too.</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
Jeremy Mallin<p>Reading and watching sci-fi…</p><p>Why don't singularity and unity mean the same thing? Also solitude?</p><p>Also, why do they always act like singularity means the same thing as anomaly?</p><p>I suppose it depends which authors.</p><p><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
Scott the F is implicit Baxter<p>The true master knows that they know nothing. <br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿<p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Randomthoughts</span></a>... </p><p>In an <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/IndependentScotland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IndependentScotland</span></a>... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 there should be no place for <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/racism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>racism</span></a> or <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/bigotry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bigotry</span></a>... </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/ScottishIndependence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ScottishIndependence</span></a> ...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/ScottishRepublic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ScottishRepublic</span></a> ...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/YouYesYet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YouYesYet</span></a> ...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Independence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Independence</span></a> for <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Wales" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wales</span></a>...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/OneIreland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OneIreland</span></a>...🇮🇪 </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/ScotlandinEurope" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ScotlandinEurope</span></a>...🇪🇺</p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>To the person who decided to set off a gigantic firework for no reason in the middle of LA, causing me to drop my food all over the ground after scaring the shit out of me-</p><p>I'd say go fuck yourself, but I don't want you to have any fun tonight.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scoopz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scoopz</span></a> app is annoying.</p><p>I don't think they made it with the idea of someone with OCD HYPER focused behavior in mind, because it stores every single video I upload locally on my internal storage too.</p><p>I have uploaded almost 400 videos because I make 1-4 A DAY and the application now takes up 15 gigs.</p><p>So now I am considering deleting the older videos that have fallen out of their algorithm and nobody is watching anymore.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/socialmedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>socialmedia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rant</span></a></p>
Scott the F is implicit Baxter<p>You can feed a person bull**** propaganda appealing to their fear and hunger and confirming their biases, but you can make only about 40% of them believe it.<br />Which is plenty.<br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>I'm convinced that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> sheep are holding on with pure denial at this point.</p><p>They don't want to admit they were wrong for about a decade straight.</p><p>So they are doing a bunch of mental gymnastics to hold onto <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a> being right, as it would be too painful for them to admit they were a dumbass for a decade.</p><p>Well they've probably been one for their whole life...</p><p>But idiots always think they're the smartest person in the room, and would rather blame than grow.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/randomthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>randomthoughts</span></a></p>
Scott the F is implicit Baxter<p>The flex isn&#39;t the power behind the flex.<br /><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/RandomThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RandomThoughts</span></a></p>
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