Why in the fuck do I have Shalamar's "Dancing in the sheets" playing on a loop in my head right now?
@Mrfunkedude All of the very best pop songs are insidious. I have the solution, though you may not like it.
@DevinPike I just finished listening to the song all the way through. I know how to pull an earworm out. Hopefully that will do the trick.
Funny how you asked right while I was doing it. Are you watching me? Can you see me? I knew the security cams were bad idea. 
@Mrfunkedude Nah. I am a recipient, and victim, of Universal Timing. Your footage is still secure, as far as you know.