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Sure hope mom and dad still have their Social Security in the morning.

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Sure hope mom and dad still have their Social Security in the morning.

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@hyperthea You followed me okay, but I'm still 'pending' on your account.

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@hyperthea You followed me okay, but I'm still 'pending' on your account.

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@hyperthea Yes I do

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@hyperthea Yes I do

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Voting is a lot like having sex with your GF ... you don't want someone else doing it for you.

Go vote.

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Voting is a lot like having sex with your GF ... you don't want someone else doing it for you.

Go vote.

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Today looks like a beautiful day for a stroll and a vote.

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Today looks like a beautiful day for a stroll and a vote.

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@vsp I do too.

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@vsp I do too.

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It’s weird being on a social media site that isn’t infested by bots.

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It’s weird being on a social media site that isn’t infested by bots.

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I give respect to everyone that I meet. It's up to them to keep it.

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I give respect to everyone that I meet. It's up to them to keep it.

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Twitter is bleeding advertisers. It’s gotten so bad that even Tesla doesn’t want to advertise there. #Twitter

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Twitter is bleeding advertisers. It’s gotten so bad that even Tesla doesn’t want to advertise there. #Twitter

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I want to start following other tooters but I’m holding off because I promised my GF she’d be my first follow.

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I want to start following other tooters but I’m holding off because I promised my GF she’d be my first follow.

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@ManongDave 🤓

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@ManongDave 🤓

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After residing on Twitter since 2009 being a newbie on Mastodon is pretty fun.

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After residing on Twitter since 2009 being a newbie on Mastodon is pretty fun.

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@ladybluebottle lol me too

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@ladybluebottle lol me too

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Crazy ... I haven't been this excited to be on a social media site since MySpace.

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Crazy ... I haven't been this excited to be on a social media site since MySpace.

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If I learned anything from Twitter it's to beware of self-proclaimed geniuses.

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If I learned anything from Twitter it's to beware of self-proclaimed geniuses.

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They should have suspended Elon Musk and kept Kathy Griffin.

At least Kathy has a sense of humor. @kathygriffin

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They should have suspended Elon Musk and kept Kathy Griffin.

At least Kathy has a sense of humor. @kathygriffin

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Twittercided on Sunday ... born again on #Monday.

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Twittercided on Sunday ... born again on #Monday.