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@MirrorAyako Bad weather in the Dakotas tonight. I will watch if I have electricity.

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@MirrorAyako Bad weather in the Dakotas tonight. I will watch if I have electricity.

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Today was my 44th birthday. I'm spending it doing the most Matthias thing possible; eating Mexican food while learning Norwegian.

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Today was my 44th birthday. I'm spending it doing the most Matthias thing possible; eating Mexican food while learning Norwegian.

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@petertrek1 They are used as comic relief in 90's Trek, but I kind of prefer hissing laser whip welding Ferengi from early TNG.

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@petertrek1 They are used as comic relief in 90's Trek, but I kind of prefer hissing laser whip welding Ferengi from early TNG.

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I'm deeply impressed by Ferengi bookbinding; that's a seriously fancy looking book.
#allstartrek

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I'm deeply impressed by Ferengi bookbinding; that's a seriously fancy looking book.
#allstartrek

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@JerikkaDawn We should.

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@JerikkaDawn We should.

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I could totally kick my dad's ass at anbo-jitsu.
#allstartrek

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I could totally kick my dad's ass at anbo-jitsu.
#allstartrek

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@JerikkaDawn I'm a fan.

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@JerikkaDawn I'm a fan.

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I was a death metal and post-punk bassist as a teenager. In Albuquerque area garage bands I made some very bad music. I have been thinking about buying a guitar, in middle age, to just learn some classic rock songs on. I was never good, I'm certainly over the hill, but I'm lonely and bored and need a creative outlet.

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I was a death metal and post-punk bassist as a teenager. In Albuquerque area garage bands I made some very bad music. I have been thinking about buying a guitar, in middle age, to just learn some classic rock songs on. I was never good, I'm certainly over the hill, but I'm lonely and bored and need a creative outlet.

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@MirrorAyako It's time to schedule my "week of Mastodon", and post the things on 🦣 that I normally post on 🐦 .

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@MirrorAyako It's time to schedule my "week of Mastodon", and post the things on 🦣 that I normally post on 🐦 .

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If a Betazoid starts complaining about a headache just throw yourself into the nearest escape pod.
#allstartrek

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If a Betazoid starts complaining about a headache just throw yourself into the nearest escape pod.
#allstartrek

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It's *Dax in the Purple Dress* Night on DS9 which is more important to me than both May the 4th and First Contact Day combined. #allstartrek

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It's *Dax in the Purple Dress* Night on DS9 which is more important to me than both May the 4th and First Contact Day combined. #allstartrek

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I hate my job. Maybe this is the better place to talk about it.

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I hate my job. Maybe this is the better place to talk about it.

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Trending topics on Twitter are more negative since Elon took over. The outrage engine is obviously his vision for the future of Twitter.

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Trending topics on Twitter are more negative since Elon took over. The outrage engine is obviously his vision for the future of Twitter.

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@feditips @writefreely I would need an android app for this to work for me.

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@feditips @writefreely I would need an android app for this to work for me.

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I'm not ready to leave Twitter, but I'm willing to try an experiment; I would take Twitter off my devices and only post here for a week. What would it feel like to spend time away from Twitter's massive negativity? Would Mastodon take its place for me, and fullfill the same functions?

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I'm not ready to leave Twitter, but I'm willing to try an experiment; I would take Twitter off my devices and only post here for a week. What would it feel like to spend time away from Twitter's massive negativity? Would Mastodon take its place for me, and fullfill the same functions?

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@boiglenoight Elon Musk intentionally bought 44 billion dollars worth of pure human misery, so this is obviously a feature, not a bug for him.

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@boiglenoight Elon Musk intentionally bought 44 billion dollars worth of pure human misery, so this is obviously a feature, not a bug for him.

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For a split second at the grocery store I was tempted to buy snack cakes but thought it an immature purchase. And now, here I am, having just eaten dinner wishing I had something cake-like yet only snack-sized.
#snackcakes #littledebbie

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For a split second at the grocery store I was tempted to buy snack cakes but thought it an immature purchase. And now, here I am, having just eaten dinner wishing I had something cake-like yet only snack-sized.
#snackcakes #littledebbie

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@MirrorAyako I'm still learning, but hopefully this will be a good place to escape to if terrible things keep happening to Twitter.

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@MirrorAyako I'm still learning, but hopefully this will be a good place to escape to if terrible things keep happening to Twitter.