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@bkm I would return that

@bkm @enoch where do your avocados come from? The ones I get at Costco are from Mexico. The ones I get at the grocery store are from CA or Mexico.

@bkm A well-endowed avocado

@bkm they're taking shrinkflation entirely too far.

@bkm For sure. And a display of how much selective breeding has done for avos. That's some og avo looks right there.

@bkm @talia_christine man inflation really is everywhere

@bkm sir there is a coconut in my avocado

@bkm It's always a wooden ball isn't it? Never a plastic car or a tiny compass. I blame the French

You need to open the ball. Otherwise the toys would be all greasy. How many have you tossed out? Smh

Holy shit, your comment is a month old. I scrolled waaay too far

@bkm

Aww bad times. Seriously, the *pits.*

...I'll show myself out.

@bkm Yeah, where's the other half?

@bkm Stick toothpicks in it, set it in a glass of water, let it root and plant it. They make nice trees.

@bkm "WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH!" - avocado

That’s why you don’t buy round avocados.

Shrinkflation - botany edition.