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.................... like how can this be the reality I live in. Without that link I would never have believed you. I'm still unsure.
All of this, you could've never told anyone what would happen, it is too unreal stupid. No satire dares it. Too unrealistic for satire even. 😶

@menel @davidho when the GOP satires themselves....then others can't do it right? Right? Colbert is gonna destroy them on the Late Show!

@davidho Not the most immediate issue, but can you imagine how many address forms would get messed up over the use of multiple commas and a potential ampersand in the state name section? Like, things get messed up in the mail when 2 numbers are too close together 😂

@davidho Maybe it's time to stop feeding the trolls?

@davidho the idiot who introduced this needs a swift kick in the nuts and then to be replaced by someone who is actually interested in working for the people of the United States

@davidho I mean, even this administration's supporters should be up in arms about the fact that their representatives are spending time and tax dollars doing silly shit like this.

@davidho
at first i was like: "i don't get it"
then i googled.
then i found:
congress.gov/bill/119th-congre

now i am like: holy mother of god, is this real?
is this the real life?

maybe i took psychdelics too far when i was a young adult and i am still in a weird delirious dream.
holy fuck.
what?

@davidho
oh the link was right there in the post all the time?!
m)

@davidho USA ist now a big joke...but not a funny one.

@davidho And then relocate it to the Gulf of America.

@davidho but, but, but this has not been voted, right? RIGHT?

@Mimi_Mato @davidho someone else made a comment that at least President Comacho cared about the people.

@Mimi_Mato
Come on, you can't compare them, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho actually had style. And he had to work hard at some point in his life. 5 times Ultimate Smackdown champion is an artistic and athletic achievement.
@davidho

@davidho Will eggs be cheaper in "Red White and Blue" land?

@davidho I was so hoping that this was satire.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
How will the world make it through 4 years of this crap? It's like doing hard time for a sentence we don't deserve...only the MAGA idiots should have to suffer!!! I'm Canadian and it's bad enough from up here!

@davidho
France : "Red White and Blue" ? Oh you mean this is a gift ? Oh you shouldn't have *forcing you to sign*

@mehdi_benadel
France is Blue White and Red. Netherlands are Red, White and Blue. ;)
@davidho

@davidho it's important to name and shame the people responsible for these pieces of shit

The Sponsor of Today's Bill is:

Earl LeRoy “Buddy” Carter .. an American pharmacist and politician serving as the U.S. representative for Georgia’s 1st congressional district since 2015. The district is based in Savannah and includes most of the state’s coastal southern portion.

Born: 1957 (age 67 years), Port Wentworth, GA

Office: Representative (R-GA 1st District) since 2015

🖕 fuck you Earl 🖕

@davidho there’s no fucking way that’s actually what the bill is called clicks the link no fucking way, that’s actually what the bill is called

@davidho “[‘Buddy’], what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

@davidho red white and blue, just like
Australia, Cambodia, Chile, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Czechia, Dominican Republic, France, Iceland, Laos, Netherlands, Norway, North Korea, New Zealand, Russia, Samoa, Taiwan, Thailand, Uk

@davidho
Red, White and Blueland? Like, they want to make Greenland Dutch???

@davidho @PrinceOfDenmark had to double and triple check this. Unbelievable

@Lundemo @davidho Meanwhile, here in Avocadotoastland, we’re cool with the exchange.

@davidho I can't wait for the day Trump renames New York City into Donaldville (Duckburg in French)

@davidho The work of the Onion is becoming harder by the day

@davidho well, at least we won't hear Wilders in 🇳🇱 NL complain. :(