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![IF YOU ARE GOING TOPOST BIBLE VERSES ON FACEBOOK
DON'T BE UPSET WHEN ATHEISTS POST THE ONES YOU'VE NEVER READ
[photo of a Bible completely covered in color coded highlighter and notes]](https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/994/054/416/352/197/original/8fc266e5b8930348.png "IF YOU ARE GOING TOPOST BIBLE VERSES ON FACEBOOK
DON'T BE UPSET WHEN ATHEISTS POST THE ONES YOU'VE NEVER READ
[photo of a Bible completely covered in color coded highlighter and notes]")
"Too much study wearies the body."
--Ecclesiastes 12:12
"Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
--Psalm 147:9
"Dead flies cause the ointment of the perfumer to send forth a stinking savour."
--Ecclesiastes 10:1
"You will see my hind parts."
--Exodus 33:23
@courtcan @jeffowski
Oh, nice. I had forgotten that one about mooning... Yes officer, I read about it in the Bible.
@jeffowski So... All of them?
One side of my family are Mennonites. These are old-school Christians; they know the Bible; they do not proselytize; but boy, can they quote.