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tradwife speaking over, but DEFINITELY not yelling, dear, to be heard above the quiver of kids: And what did my big, strong merit-based policeman do at manwork today?

cop: *barney fife sniffs* Protected a billionaire's car dealership with 100 other heavily armed and armored alpha riot-hounds, while 36 people in paper hats and bearing middle fingers yelled at us across the street. It was dodgy at times, real danger of indoctrination. We obliterated a pigeon that looked convinced.