Oblomov<p>If you want to drive <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> asshats mad, claim that <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tariffs</span></a> are actually his <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/4DChess" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>4DChess</span></a> strategy to fight <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/climateChange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>climateChange</span></a> —no more <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/China" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>China</span></a> / <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> shipping lanes will lead to drastic cuts in <a href="https://sociale.network/tags/pollution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pollution</span></a> after all!</p>