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ProjectFearlessness<a href="https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@SuneAuken</a> Oof. Is this your baddest <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a> yet?I'm not Sir Tain, but I am Sir Spicious.

Sune AukenOk, it's <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.So:Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?- Sir Rano.

Sune AukenAh yes, there's a <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/genre" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#genre</a> there too, <a href="https://expressional.social/@tanyakaroli" class="u-url mention">@tanyakaroli</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/@MarieEBM" class="u-url mention">@MarieEBM</a> All about that phrase<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LinguistSongs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#LinguistSongs</a><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a>

Sune AukenIn other news: Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a>

Sune AukenIt's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TerriblePunsAssemble" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TerriblePunsAssemble</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/IllGetMyCoat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#IllGetMyCoat</a>

Sune Auken<a href="https://mastodon.social/@HeatherMJ" class="u-url mention">@HeatherMJ</a> has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.*** No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.** Really don't. Blame me.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MaryQueenOfScots" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MaryQueenOfScots</a>

Sune AukenHvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?- En søllefon.Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DanskerTrut" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DanskerTrut</a>

Steam Powered Frisbee 🥏I'm not very well read in English literature, but I do know how to make a Dickens martini: it's a gin cocktail without an olive or twist.<a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bookstodon</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#books</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/badjokefriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokefriday</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/badjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjokes</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/cocktails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cocktails</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/mixology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mixology</a>

Sune AukenWhy did the necromancer's girl dump him?- She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/IllGetMeCoat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#IllGetMeCoat</a>

Sune AukenWhich pop singer does the most righteous drinking?- Justin Bieber.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#IllSeeMyselfOut</a>

asekingOne for you <a href="https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@SuneAuken</a>, it being Friday and all. 😆<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TerriblePuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerriblePuns</a>

Sune AukenThe Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:- Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"- ?- "Les-miss-a-rebel".And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical. Any takers?Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Musical" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Musical</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LesMiss" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#LesMiss</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> (came early)

asekingVi fik besøg af et dådyr forleden aften, som åd alle vores blomster i hjørnet. Så har vi sat hegn op for at det ikke sker igen:Så er den bed garderet! 🤣<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/DanskerEdition" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DanskerEdition</a>

asekingSpontaneous bad joke from my daughter this morning:What car do the members of Duran Duran drive when they're not on the tour bus?A Touran Touran. 😫<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/YesIKnowItsWednesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#YesIKnowItsWednesday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/MorningHumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MorningHumour</a>

Sune AukenUpping this because it's <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken/111380645840364109" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no">https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken/111380645840364109</a>

Sune AukenI am insufferable when I pontificate about British musicals.Or as they say ...The pain in splain comes mainly from the Dane.I'll see myself out.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadJokeFriday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/CameEarly" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#CameEarly</a><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Splain" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Splain</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MyfairLady" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MyfairLady</a>

Vicomte Folmer af HelvedeJa(J grand a petit)<a href="https://helvede.net/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a>

ProjectFearlessness<a href="https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@SuneAuken</a> Gandalf foresaw all of the horror in his crystal ball. He asked one of the knights if he really wanted a place at the round table even though their names would be endlessly ridiculed by 21st century social media pun lovers.Yes, said the knight. I'm Sir Tain.<a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a>

GunChleoc<a href="https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@SuneAuken</a> Who assumed that people in need were all scammers?Sir Miser<a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/SirJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SirJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a>

ProjectFearlessness<a href="https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@SuneAuken</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/@gunchleoc" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@gunchleoc</a> Yes, the Knights of the round table have heard all these jokes before, and that's why they only have a space at their table for the practical joker.Sir Prise<a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJokeFriday</a>

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