(See above for context.)
Yes, the physician's assistant that I saw made a case about my elevated bilirubin.
"Did you know you have elevated bilirubin?"
"Yes."
"Did you talk about it with your PCP?"
"Yes, I did. Every doctor who orders a blood test tells me about it. I discuss it with them. There's nothing to be done."
"Oh. I'm going to make a note here that you and I discussed it."
"You do that."
My body is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're going to get. Elevated bilirubin. Heart attack at 24. Cancer at 48. Maybe tomorrow I'll be shitting dragons.