A greeting card asks, "Is it 'for fucks sake' or 'for fuck's sake' with an apostrophe?"

"It's for a business letter so it has to look professional."

11/x

A greeting card says, "I love how you meet my ridiculously low standards."

I can't imagine actually sending this card to a romantic partner, but I do find it amusing.

10/x

A greeting card appears to show text messages sent between phones.

The first person asks, "Wanna come to the gym with me?"

The second person replies, "You spelled 'bar' wrong."

9/x