Create accountLogin

Recent searches

No recent searches

Search options

Only available when logged in.
mastodon.world is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
Generic Mastodon server for anyone to use.

Administered by:

Server stats:

12K
active users

mastodon.world: AboutStatusProfiles directoryPrivacy policy

Mastodon: AboutGet the appKeyboard shortcutsView source codev4.3.6

#geekhumor

0 posts0 participants0 posts today
Dev Leader<p>What's a computer's favorite drink?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Java.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechFun</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why did the programmer stay in bed?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He was working on his REST API.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Hank G ☑️I wish I had this meme on hand for National Pie Day :) <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a>
Dev Leader<p>There are two kinds of days for a developer: Days where everything works and<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>just kidding, those don’t exist</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechFun</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>but you have no idea why</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a></p>
Michael Kohlman<p>Sure... Kids... I get it.</p><p>But what about Chief Information Officers?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SafetyFirst" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SafetyFirst</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I love deadlines<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Especially the sound they make as they go whooshing by while I debug.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a></p>
der.hans<p>"your package could not be delivered"</p><p>apt install $package</p><p>Hmm, downloaded and installed just fine :)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Karl Voit :emacs: :orgmode:<p>Die Ö-Schoin <a href="https://github.com/martinhaunschmid/oeshell" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/martinhaunschmid/oe</span><span class="invisible">shell</span></a></p><p>... die <a href="https://graz.social/tags/Shell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Shell</span></a> aus <a href="https://graz.social/tags/%C3%96sterreich" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Österreich</span></a>. Selten so gelacht. Hier die ganze Pracht: <a href="https://github.com/martinhaunschmid/oeshell/blob/main/.%C3%B6shrc" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/martinhaunschmid/oe</span><span class="invisible">shell/blob/main/.%C3%B6shrc</span></a></p><p>Mein aktueller Favorit:</p><p>alias wowoameileistung="htop"</p><p><a href="https://graz.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fun</span></a> <a href="https://graz.social/tags/geekhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>geekhumor</span></a> <a href="https://graz.social/tags/CLI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CLI</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What’s a developer’s favorite tea?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>An entity. (I'll see myself out)</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Loops!</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>You console it.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's a programmer's favorite musical note?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>C#.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why did the web developer fail their driving test?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They couldn't handle all the traffic.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How do programmers like their coffee?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Strong, like their typing systems.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why are assembly programmers always wet?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They work below C-level.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the function stressed?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It didn't like being called all the time.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Hank G ☑️<a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a>
Dev Leader<p>I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a></p>
ExploreLive feeds
About