Hermetic Library<p>Go away, kid, you're bothering me with not only all your brain numbingly dumb but also all your annoyingly verisimilitudinous fake news posts. That's so last millennium.</p><p>Ugh. April 1st. Amirite?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DontTreadOnMe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DontTreadOnMe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/IKnow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IKnow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OlderThanYou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OlderThanYou</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AprilFirst" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AprilFirst</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AprilFool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AprilFool</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AprilFools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AprilFools</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TrueInternetFact" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrueInternetFact</span></a></p>