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Curious how some months are named after people (like July) or gods (like March), but some months are only numbered (like September, whose name comes from Latin “septem”, meaning “seven”).
Almost like whoever designed the #calendar ran out of namesakes and/or patience halfway through and was like, “f**k it, this month will be called Month Number Seven.”
@kraehenpost @sequundi aber auch der hat Anspruch auf #WiggleWop!
Leude, ich hab am 11.05. schon nen Termin, können wir das verschieben?
WHY is this shit I would say…to a customs agent…in front of God, everyone, and their mother’s with my whole ass as though I meant it…
-Allēna
#shitpost #travel #customs
Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j5e77qpdm73uieq25xj75tkn/post/3lojeevockk2a
Kacken ist sehr populär,
denn danach ist der Popo leer.
wish dell made a modern laptop that's the same size as the dell precision m4800 (my favorite thick laptop).
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! Before starting a new cult from scratch, learn about dead cults you can potentially revive instead to help the environment by saving rare cult resources! 
One less wikipedia page to be stored on a server could save power! Or something. I guess. 
Through a hermeneutic lens of post-dialectical praxis, one discerns that all epistemology bifurcates into two axiomatic ontologies: Goodism (thinking like me) and Badism (thinking like other people), In this essay I will explain how I use rhetorical tricks and the language of academia to defend and embiggen the stochastically apriori synthesis of my own highly rational and logical thoughts through synthetic truth claims vis-a-vis quantum dialectical post-neoliberal hyperobjects and analytic aposterioi justifications of the qualia of my own superiority.
