If I ever get arrested for assault or murder, it's going to be at a Cosco.
And a jury of my peers would acquit.
Then you're lucky. At most, you'll have to suffer 3 free tastings and signing up for a new cellphone 21 year contract.
@bkm the Kirkland lawyers are in the back corner of the 2nd freezer, right next to the whole lamb. Just reheat in the courthouse lunchroom microwave and they're good to go. Quite good lawyers for the price, esp. if you find them on sale...look for the per-diem ending in .88 or .00 for the best discounts.
Agree. I got some of their sample advice a few weeks back. I kept going back for samples to get a full opinion.
"I have come here to do my shopping and kick ass.... and I'm all out of shopping,"