It is so rigged! Absolutely unfair! He got it AGAIN? Fourth time in a row? I think I will quit air accordion, the whole contest is rigged so those rich fat fucks get all the awards! Did they even LOOK at my tape of doing the polka air accordion in Youngstown?
I'm going to take up fake dancing
Can't wait for one of your talented followers photoshops Weird, Sad, Ol' Trumpo in a tutu... He can dance w/ the hippopotami in Fantasia...