Josephine Anwhistle says:
"Children, we are leaving this house and never coming back. I could tell right away that "Captain Sham" is actually Count Olaf, because I went to school with him and I learned about all the same disguises. We aren't going to sell this house, as that would require dealing with realtors and, more importantly, it would take too much time. We're just going to leave and flee somewhere Olaf is unlikely to find us.
Furthermore, there are many important secrets that your parents hid from you because they wanted you to have a childhood away from the sort of espionage they grew up with. However, it is now apparent that you cannot be sheltered any longer. Therefore, as we flee, I'm going to tell you as much as I can about the secret organization that shaped your family's lives. #GiveACharacterDifferentManners #HashTagGames #ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents #ASOUE #LemonySnicket #DanielHandler #JosephineAnwhistle #AuntJosephine #CaptainSham #CountOlaf