Love Your Nearest Neighbor
Machine Learning wisdom:
Always keep your nearest neighbor close.

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“It’s like using a map of New York to navigate Sydney ! ”
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How does a computer get drunk?
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It takes screen-shots.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

Why do programmers prefer iOS?
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They like to keep their Jobs close.

What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!

What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.

What's a computer's favorite workout?
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Disk lifting.

Why was the function stressed?
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It didn't like being called all the time.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.

Why don't C++ programmers get lost?
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They always have a pointer.

Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He lost his drive.

What's a programmer's favorite party game?
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Loop-the-loop.

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Because light attracts bugs!

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
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Because they can't C#.

Why are assembly programmers always wet?
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They work below C-level.

Why do programmers avoid beaches?
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They can't handle shells.