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Sune Auken

@HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**

* No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.

** Really don't. Blame me.

Which historical royal blew out all her competitors in the 1549 International Twerking Competition?

— Mary Queen of Squats.

Which historical royal outdrank everyone at the 1551 Tequila Consumption Competition

— Mary Queen of Shots.

Which historical royal was an absolute master of irrigation?

— Mary Queen of Floods.

Someone told me there was a bawdy joke too. But I really can’t think of it.

Oh, you just did?

Naughty you!

Which historical royal always won high-stakes games?

— Mary Queen of Odds.

Which historical royal was terribly hard of hearing?

— Mary Queen of Whats.

Which historical royal failed abysmally in the 1550 International Fireworks Competition?

— Mary Queen of Duds.

Which historical royal led the pantheon?

— Mary Queen of Gods.

@SuneAuken
I have broad enough shoulders for that! I'm now trying to think of something silly enough x